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Strawguava x Orange Mintz

The Real Cannabis Chris

Form

Cold Cure

Genetics

Permanent Marker x Pineapple Fruz

9.0

OVERALL SCORE

Micron Range

90u

Weight

2 Grams

Appearance

9.6

Aroma

8.9

Taste

8.8

Appearance

The jar design was striking, featuring a classic Chris design on the front of two people in the woods, with one handing the other a book it seems. On the back, there was an image of some fruits. The full melt itself was stunning, with a bright white, beach-sand appearance. A few pieces had started to grease up slightly after being out of the freezer for a short time. The melt was quite sticky some heads had clumped together from greasing up which made it easy to scoop with my dab tool. A quick snapping motion pulled out the perfect-sized dab each time. This was undeniably some top-tier, five-star melt. It was incredibly clean, though a few small particulates were visible (as seen in the picture). Despite that, it left no residue on my banger, which tells me it’s just shy of being true six-star material.

Aroma

The aroma was a delightful blend of tropical and citrus notes, complemented by a subtle gassy spice. I’m sure that Strawguava contributes sweet, fruity scents reminiscent of strawberries and guava, while the Orange Mintz adds a zesty citrus element with spicy undertones.

Taste

The flavor was impressive, starting with a sweet, fruity blend on the inhale that anyone would enjoy. It then transitions into a bold citrus diesel profile with spicy, dank undertones. The finish almost reminded me of an orange Tic Tac but with a cup of gas lol. While some might love the shift into that citrus gas flavor, it wasn’t my favorite terp profile at first. However, it definitely grew on me with each dab.

Overall

This was some impressive full melt from The Real Cannabis Chris. The standout feature was definitely the appearance with its bright white, like beach sand, and absolutely stunning appearance. Once I flagged it on parchment paper, it looked even better, with a wet, glossy texture that seemed ready to drip right off the dab tool every time I ripped it off the parchment. The smell and taste weren’t bad, but the visual appeal stole the show. The melt was moist and super inviting, but the terp profile just didn’t quite hit me personally. The effects were solid leaving me relaxed with a nice body high, though it wasn’t as potent as I expected. Overall, this was some quality melt and I really enjoyed the experience. Huge props to The Real Cannabis Chris for pumping out consistent fire.

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