Yellow Vines (2 grams) (Cold Cure) (90 & 120u) by Yeti Melts x Victory Pharms

Hash 🍯🍋‍🌱: Yellow Vines (2 grams) (Cold Cure) (90 & 120u) by Yeti Melts x Victory Pharms

Genetics 🧬: Red Lemons x Lemoncane

Setup: Rev (Rig), Toro Slurper XL (Nail), Highly Educated (Pillar), Dab Rite Pro (Temp Reader), Disorderly Conduction (Heating Element)

Temp 🌡️: 515°F

Appearance 👀: The looks on this jar was great. It opened up to a wet, glossy appearance and had a light creamy beige color with a slight yellow tint. The rosin was also visually clean, with no contaminants visible to the naked eye or even under my phone’s macro lens. When I dipped my dab tool in, it had a nice consistency that was wet, easy to scoop and held on the tool with that ideal rosin consistency that’s easy to work with.

The rosin came packaged in an authentic miron jar with the “m” stamped on the bottom. It had three stickers: a wraparound, a top, and a bottom. The top sticker was heavily embossed, showcasing a large yellow and white Yeti footprint in the center with “Yeti Melts” written inside. The wraparound was also embossed, with a black base displaying the jar name “Yellow Vines” in a bold holographic color and outlined in yellow. It also included additional details, including the collab brand “Victory Pharms” and the breeder “Pure Melt” and also noting it’s a limited collab. The bottom sticker kept things simple with a black background, a blue snowflake in the center, and key details like the micron range and weight listed below. 9.5/10

Aroma 👃: The aroma was nice and rather loud. When I cracked the jar open, there was a soft lemon zest note that faded quickly leaving you with sweet, nutty, creamy notes that intensify the longer you smell. That lemon zest becomes more subtle over time, sitting underneath as a faint sweet, slightly sour layer while those sweet nutty cream terps just dominate the nose. 8.7/10

Taste 👅: The taste on this translated very well from the nose. I get a nice lung expansion followed by a sweet, nutty, light cream terp profile that coats the mouth. Then on the exhale, it stays consistent, with a very light lemon zest coming through toward the end, bringing a ever so slight sweet sour note to the table. The flavor lingers briefly on the palate before fading. I also noticed those nutty notes become more pronounced at higher temps. 8.8/10

Burn/Smoothness 🧼: The rosin burned nice on the nail leaving behind a very light golden and translucent color, and not a dark or murky color which would indicate there's quite a bit of contaminants. There was also no visible charring or black specs on the nail. The jar also dabbed very smooth even when testing those higher temps with no harshness or discomfort. 9/10

Effects 😁: This jar had solid effects, nothing overly potent but it delivered a smooth, relaxing head and body high that I enjoyed. 8.8/10

Overall: This was my first time trying Yeti Melts, and it was definitely some quality hash. The reason I got this jar is because I had been wanting to try this brand for some time now after hearing great things on them, but the high ticket always held me back, and sometimes I was out of the country when they dropped so it never lined up. I also wanted to see if it lived up to the hype and if that price point was really justified. I also grabbed this specific jar because of the genetics, anything with Red Vines usually catches my attention as it's one of my favorite strains for its loud candy forward profile. This one, though, leaned much more toward the Lemoncane side of the cross, which I did not mind at all. At first I was hoping to secure the Red Lemons jar, where the Red Vines come through more, but that one was extremely limited and I missed it, so I decided to give this one a shot instead.

Yeti Melts is a small batch, couple team out of California that started in 2021 and has since built a strong reputation as one of the more sought after brands in the hash scene. Between the couple, they bring a combined 23 years of cultivation experience and around 9 years of hash making experience. The brand breeds many of their genetics in house, while also dropping occasional collabs. Since they started in 2021 they have had four Ego Clash podium finishes: 2nd place hash in 2021 with Jolly Apple, 3rd place hash in 2022 with Limeapple, 3rd place rosin in 2022 with Turquoise Tiger, and 1st place rosin in 2023 with Optimus Lime. Their Banana God cut, run by Simply Adam, also took 1st place in 2022 at Ego Clash, and they also came 1st place at the Meltdown Pheno Hunt Cup in 2024 with Red Lemons. 

I would say this jar checked all the boxes. The looks, nose, taste, high and everything all around was solid with no complaints. 

This was a great jar from Yeti Melts and a solid introduction to the brand. I really came to enjoy the complexity of the terp profile and the overall quality of the hash. I do not see myself grabbing this specific jar again, as to me it did not quite justify the steep price point. However do not get me wrong, it’s great hash and if the price were closer to market average or just slightly above, I would most definitely run this one back as it checked all the boxes and I enjoyed the terp profile, but at that premium price point I would have to pass. Shoutout to Yeti Melts and Victory Pharms, yall killed it! 9/10